"Songs Mammy Used to Sing" by John Edwards, featuring songs John use to hear from his colored mammy in his old small Southern town where his wife claims he first learned to hate homos, jigs and kikes. Numbers include, "Old Black Joe," "Dem Bones, Dem Bones, Dem Dry Bones," "My Old Kentucky Home," "Camptown Races," "Zip-a-dee Doo-Dah" and other favorites! Featuring background vocals by "Auntie" Condeleeza Rice, and "Uncles" Colin Powell and Clarence "The Bullfrog" Thomas."
"Paris Hilton Live at Folsom Prison," ex-con Paris may not have any talent, truth be told she seems to have trouble walking and chewing gum at the same time, but the inmates at Folsom had seen "the video" and didn't seem to mind her wandering off-key or forgetting the words from time to time as she warbled her way through such standards as "Folsom Prison Brews" and "Jailhouse Cocks."
"Closet Space" by John Travolta, Tom Selleck and others. Featuring such Broadway showstoppers as "I Enjoy Being a Girl" (Selleck), "I Feel Pretty" (Johnny Depp), "I'm Gonna Wash That Man Right Out of My Hair (Travolta), "March of the Little Lost Boys" (Michael Jackson), "Where the Boys Are" (Tom Cruise), "Can't Help Lubbin Dat Man O' Mine" (Fred Thompson) and "(I Love A) Calender Girl" by Ann Coulter.
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