Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Fourth of July Blowout!

Sale items include weapons of mass destruction! No matter how many billions you spend, or how many lives you sacrifice, these items are next to impossible to find at any cost!

Also on sale, Presidential Candidate action figures! Pull the string on the Mitt Romney action figure and watch him talk out of both sides of his mouth (BOSTON - Republican Mitt Romney said Monday he SUPPORTS a top aide under investigation in two states for impersonating a law enforcement officer, "but this really is now in his hands.")! Check out the Barack Obama figure and watch him change from white to black back to white again! Hilary Clinton comes complete with a play action set, featuring the group of former corporate lobbyists helping her to run her campaign!

On the remainder table, the John McCain and Howard Dean action figures (both slightly cracked), and the Joe Leiberman action figure (missing a spine).

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