This week's issues are hot off the presses.
"People Magazine" offers a cover story on Rachel Ray's bout with irritable bowel syndrome, following her TV program on eating in Tijuana on $40 a day.
"Newsweak's" cover features Paris Hilton's prison journal, including her favorite prison food, fashion hints for accessorizing prison garb and much, much more!
"TV Guide" introduces viewers to the latest reality show, "Double Trouble," a show where conjoined twins go out on blind dates with other conjoined twins. The first set of twins with each twin forming a lasting relationship wins two all-expenses-paid surgical procedures aimed at separating both themselves and their significant others, to be televised during the final program of the season.
The "Sports Illustrated" cover story offers full-color pictures of Barry Bonds' medicine cabinet, with captions describing the various medicines contained therein. Other stories feature color spreads of various young attractive female sports figures in beach volleyball, roller derby and other sports.
And finally, "The U.S. New and World Report" sugests to readers that the economic climate doesn't bode well for the near future and it may be best to postpone plans to "improve" neighborhoods by displacing the current residents through the purchase and refurbishment of apartment buildings in poor neighborhoods and converting the buildings into condominiums for well-to-do homosexuals who couldn't care less about displacing struggling families, have oodles and oodles of disposable income and don't have the burden of sending any kids to "urban," or as we like to call them, "colored" schools.
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