Thursday, June 28, 2007

We Interrupt This Blog For a Word From Our Sponsor

If you're feeling alienated and angry, talk to your doctor, or better yet, your "elected representative" about how come medical care is free, care for the elderly is a given, life expectancy is longer, and the infant mortality rate is lower in every other industrialized country than it is in the land of the free (even our "villainous neighbors" to the south in Cuba have free medical care, better care for the elderly, a higher literacy rate and a comparable infant mortality rate, despite the embargo on medicines by the U.S. Government!). And be sure to ask your doctor about Prozac and other ways in which you can dope yourself up to forget about all this.

We now return you to our regularly scheduled broadcast...

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