Now that the Presidential Race is heating up it's time to swing by the Gift Shoppe and pick up a batch of buttons, bumper stickers and other political paraphenalia that reflects your feelings on this ballyhooed contest!
Beginning with bumper stickers, all of you John McCain fans will want to slap this one on your Olds, "McCain: Because sometimes you feel like a nut!"
Hillary fans might prefer this on their Saturn, "However, OTHER times you might be in the mood for somebody corrupt and thoroughly hateful!"
Some New Yorkers will want to display, "Rudy: A living, breathing argument for late-term abortion!"
Package deals include a set of two bumper stickers, depending on the outcome, political fans can either display" Don't blame me, I voted Republican," "Don't blame me, I voted Democrat," or, when it becomes obvious several months into the new Presidential term that no matter which corporate-financed candidate wins, once again, nothing has changed, "Don't blame me, I don't vote!"
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